10 Pictures of Dogs That Will Make You Say "This Idiot Doesn't Know What Dogs Are"

Dogs: gotta love them, right? I can remember the first time I saw a dog, I said: "Wow, look at that dog, which I know is a dog because I know what dogs are!" While some dogs do some things, there are other dogs that do other things. But when it comes down to it, all dogs are one thing: and that thing is that they are all dogs. Here are some pictures of dogs:

1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog

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We've all heard of Clifford the big red dog, right? This is a picture of something big and red, therefore it is a dog.

2.) A dog and something else!

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I love it when dogs are in photos with other things! There are two things in this photo, one of which is not a dog, the other of which is a dog!

3.) More dog!

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Wow! Look all that dog!

4.) A dog doing what dogs do!

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Now that's a dog if I ever saw one! Which I have!

5.) Statistically, one of these has to be a dog.

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This is harder than I thought it would be.

5.) It's a dog eat dog world.

Maybe a dog is hiding?

7.) This one has to be it.

This is absurd, I still haven't found one.

8.) IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!

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YOU BEG FOR DOGS. YOU SCREAM FOR DOGS. YET NOTHING SATISFIES YOU. NOTHING QUENCHES YOUR THIRST, YOUR BLOOD LUST, FOR PICTURES OF DOGS.

9.) I am weary.

I have grown to hate the word dog. I curse it. And yet, I envy it.

10.) "Dogs"

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"Dogs" is an idea. This photo represents "dogs." An image of the word "dogs" cannot be rendered, so this is the only way to portray it: by evoking the thought of "dogs" within the viewer. The burden of portraying "dogs" is no longer on me. I am free from this cage of three letters, this prison that is a word.

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