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CULTURE MUSINGS: "The Force Awakens" - My Spoiler-Free Review

The Force Awakens is very likely the most anticipated movie since Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 , so it has a lot to live up to. With a cast of returning characters such as Chewbacca "Chewie" Johnson (played by Mark Ruffalo's feet), and C3PO (played by Julie Andrews), the movie has the challenge of balancing time between the "Space Fighters" we know and love and newcomers to the saga, villain Kylo Ren (played by Mark Ruffalo from the knees up and Martin Mull below the knees), and space mail carrier turned space baker Bette Midler (playing herself). As Darth Vader himself would say, "Yowza! We sure are in fer a wild ride, ain't we!" The film opens with an action sequence: laser guns shooting at space ships, space ships shooting at planets that are actually grapes from a ginormous picnic basket, and terrified space people yelling "LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SPACE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER SPACE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!