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My 2018 Top 10 Lists From the Bottom of a Well

2018 gave us an overwhelming amount of pop-culture, all of which I missed because I was stuck at the bottom of a well for most of the year. Here are my favorite things in the bottom of this well! Rocks The one that looks like Mickey Rourke (pre-surgery)  The pebble the children threw at me Stephen King's The Rock I Used as A Pillow When I Slept Rocky McStoney (his parents named him that - not me!) Dwayne Johnson in HBO's Ballers The one that looks like Mickey Rourke (post-surgery) The grin-shaped rock that taunted me throughout my time at the bottom of the well, cackling as I called out for help, sneering as I attempted to climb out, and whispering discouraging things as I cried to the open skies The one that looks like Mickey Rourke (during surgery) Sorry to Bother You The Unknown Creature Skull I Thought Was a Rock At First But Definitely Wasn't Critters The worm that I found in my hair The Unknown Creature Skull I Thought Was a Rock At First But D