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Couples costumes are great, but not so much fun when you're single. Joint costumes often get all the attention on Halloween, but there are ways to shine without the need of a significant other. Here are some ways you can dress up this Halloween to prove to the world that you're just fine on your own. Yes, I'm fine, stop asking me. 1.) A Farmer This one is cute, but easy. All you'll need is a farmer's hat, a flannel that still smells like him, and maybe even some vegetables, like, say, tomatoes that you can throw at his house. You can just wear jeans with this costume, and bring an extra pair of your underwear that you can leave in his mailbox so he remembers what he lost.   2.) Zombie Princess Diana The prophesy did predict she would rise 20 years after her "death." All you have to do is stab some of your ex's Facebook friends with a tiara, wear that tiara, and you'll look just like the undead princess out for revenge against

1.) What are you going to do about poverty? Specifically, can I borrow $50?  2.) Why are trains so loud? 3.) Are you able to tap your head, rub your belly, and invade a foreign country at the same time?    4.) What will you do to work with Congress in order to tackle income inequality? -OR- How stinky and dumb is your opponent? 5.) Why did the makers of the board game Candyland change the name of the character Queen Frostine to Princess Frostine? Will you change it back? The decision made by the makers of the game makes absolutely no sense, as "Queen" pleasantly rhymes with "Frostine," and Candyland already had a resident princess (Lolly) before they changed Frostine's name. 6.) How will you make next year's Spring Formal better? This year's sucked and they played really dumb music. 7.) Have you seen my blue North Face? For a while I thought I'd left it at work, but I've checked the coat closet several times and