Can you fill this out without lying?

I'll do my best! Haha

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

Glass

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

In an alternate reality where World War II never happened but also GoGurt was never invented

3. Do you play Pokemon Go?

Not anymore. I stopped playing because my Pokémons became self aware and started showing me their private parts

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?

Lee Harvey Oswald

5. How late did you stay up last night?

Until blood began spilling from the moon

6. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?

On top of a yak

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?

Only by shadows

8. Who is your most observant friend?

Spuzzy Carmichael, concierge at the Seduct Inn. He sees it all!

9.Do you believe ex's can be friends?

All my exes live in another realm where they do not have the capability of connecting to humans or understanding the concept of "friendship"

10. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?

The liquid equivalent of every human's joys and terrors

11. Who took your profile picture?

A man with no teeth dressed all in black

12. Who was the last person you took pic of?

A Japanese goblin (technically not a person but he was wearing a fedora to look like one)

13. Was yesterday better than today?

Yesterday is tomorrow, I am moving backward in time

14. Can you live a day without TV?

Umm... probably not! I need my Netflix lol

15. If you could have any job/career, which would you choose?

The person who collects the Pope's discarded pistachio shells

16. Are you a bad influence?

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