Dogs: gotta love them, right? I can remember the first time I saw a dog, I said: "Wow, look at that dog, which I know is a dog because I know what dogs are!" While some dogs do some things, there are other dogs that do other things. But when it comes down to it, all dogs are one thing: and that thing is that they are all dogs. Here are some pictures of dogs:
1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog
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| We've all heard of Clifford the big red dog, right? This is a picture of something big and red, therefore it is a dog. |
2.) A dog and something else!
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| I love it when dogs are in photos with other things! There are two things in this photo, one of which is not a dog, the other of which is a dog! |
3.) More dog!
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| Wow! Look all that dog! |
4.) A dog doing what dogs do!
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Now that's a dog if I ever saw one! Which I have!
5.) Statistically, one of these has to be a dog.
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| This is harder than I thought it would be. |
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5.) It's a dog eat dog world.
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| Maybe a dog is hiding? |
7.) This one has to be it.
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| This is absurd, I still haven't found one. |
8.) IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!
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| YOU BEG FOR DOGS. YOU SCREAM FOR DOGS. YET NOTHING SATISFIES YOU. NOTHING QUENCHES YOUR THIRST, YOUR BLOOD LUST, FOR PICTURES OF DOGS. |
9.) I am weary.
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| I have grown to hate the word dog. I curse it. And yet, I envy it. |
10.) "Dogs"
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| "Dogs" is an idea. This photo represents "dogs." An image of the word "dogs" cannot be rendered, so this is the only way to portray it: by evoking the thought of "dogs" within the viewer. The burden of portraying "dogs" is no longer on me. I am free from this cage of three letters, this prison that is a word. |
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