My vacation!

I don't get to travel much, but when I do I never know the best way to share my journey. Twitter doesn't give you enough characters, and Facebook is too filled with political posts these days. Instagram banned me for direct messaging photos of my feet to celebrities, so I decided to share my adventures on my blog. I hope you enjoy!

Have you ever seen anything so stunning? I haven't because my eyes melted.

When I arrived I was immediately taken aback by the view! While I had heard that the scenery would blow me away, I didn't think that my skin would literally fall off of my bones!

Found some unwelcome creatures where I stayed...

I wish the hotel I stayed at had called an exterminator before I arrived... yuck! The facility was otherwise fine (though the pool of eternally burning fire could have been a little bigger), but I CANNOT stand finding critters where I sleep. I'm sure you wouldn't be able to sleep either if you had these guys crawling under your bed and ripping out your intestines.

Food was a little ashy

The food was interesting, to say the least. First of all, the plate it was served on was WAY too hot, and I almost left before my food finally came out. How long does it take to simply heat something up to 7 trillion degrees? And after all of that... I'm pretty sure it was microwaved. I would have complained, but the food burned my tongue, jaw, and throat right off my body.

So great to meet you Tortured Soul 543,324,654,102, Tortured Soul 435,902,122, and Tortured Soul 5 (sorry if I spelled your names wrong!)

My absolute favorite thing about traveling is meeting the locals! Of all the places I've been, I think this trip takes the cake for the most interesting and glum people. I had a hard time understanding what a lot of them were saying (not sure what their language was - sounded like a lot of wailing - can anyone help me out???), but I was still able to communicate pretty well with them. One guy grabbed my arm as I walked by, and though I didn't have a translator, I could tell he wanted me to switch places with him for the rest of eternity. Sorry buddy, but I like my running water and air that doesn't poison your lungs yet not kill you a little too much!

Cliffs of Despair

While some of the sight seeing spots were a little touristy, I'm glad I got a chance to see one of the more famous one! I wasn't brave enough to cast my soul into the Pits of Anguish, but the people that had a more daredevil streak seemed to shriek and writhe in pleasure.

Miscellaneous pics:

Experiencing new places makes you chuckle and ask yourself How Long Have I Been Here Are These Thoughts My Own

Loved this little hole in the wall place!

Traveling isn't all fun. My least favorite part of the trip.

Loved hearing this guy play some tunes on the bones of sinners. Could listen to it for trillions of years!

In all honesty, one of the worst airports I've been to. It didn't have any outlets and forced you to relive all the traumatic moments of your past over and over for all eternity.

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