THANKSGIVING Acrostic

T is for Thankful, which I am.

H is for Happy, which I also am.

A is for A great day, which I will have.

N is for Numbers, which I use to count things I'm thankful for.

K is for Turkey, which I like to eat.

S is for Sweat potatoes, which are sweat.

G is for Give, the "Pilgrims' Way."

I is for "I love Thanksgiving," which I say.

V is for Velocity, the rate of change of an object's position with respect to a frame of reference.

M is for "Mashed potatoes!" which I exclaim when I eat cranberry sauce.

C is for Corn, my favorite character on FRIENDS.

R is for Rachel, my second favorite character on FRIENDS.

S is for Stuffing, the most delicious holiday treat.

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