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THANKSGIVING Acrostic



T is for Thankful, which I am.
H is for Happy, which I also am.
A is for A great day, which I will have.
N is for Numbers, which I use to count things I'm thankful for.
K is for Turkey, which I like to eat. 
S is for Sweat potatoes, which are sweat. 
G is for Give, the "Pilgrims' Way."
 I is for "I love Thanksgiving," which I say.
V is for Velocity, the rate of change of an object's position with respect to a frame of reference.
M is for "Mashed potatoes!" which I exclaim when I eat cranberry sauce.
C is for Corn, my favorite character on FRIENDS.
R is for Rachel, my second favorite character on FRIENDS.
S is for Stuffing, the most delicious holiday treat.
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