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T is for Thankful, which I am. H is for Happy, which I also am. A is for A great day, which I will have. N  is for Numbers, which I use to count things I'm thankful for. K is for Turkey, which I like to eat.  S is for Sweat potatoes, which are sweat.  G is for Give, the "Pilgrims' Way."  I is for "I love Thanksgiving," which I say. V is for Velocity, the rate of change of an object's position with respect to a frame of reference. M is for "Mashed potatoes!" which I exclaim when I eat cranberry sauce. C is for Corn, my favorite character on FRIENDS. R is for Rachel, my second favorite character on FRIENDS. S is for Stuffing, the most delicious holiday treat.

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS by Seth Miller Scene 23 Dark forest, late at night. There is snow on the ground. A baby reindeer emerges from behind a tree. A single tear falls down its face. It is sad because the liberal media has waged war on Christmas and murdered its family. There is the faint sound of a snowmobile in the distance. The reindeer perks up and listens. As the snowmobile gets closer the reindeer scampers away. Close up on Joe Fyter. His face is bruised, beaten, but in his eyes there is determination. He is driving the same snowmobile that Saint Nicholas gave to him just before he was gunned down by politically correct corporate America. FLASHBACK to SANTA CLAUS on the floor of the shopping mall, spitting up blood SANTA : Save... Christmas... JOE : ( shaking his head ) We can do it together. You and me, we can save Christmas together. SANTA : No... it has to be... it has to be you, Joe Fyter... JOE : You'll get through this, damn it! SANTA : No... my ...