America, Ameryouca, Amerweca

America, America, from sea to shinning sea.

America, America, I'll always cherish thee!

Let us take a journey 'cross

This glorious nation land,

And see the things that we will see,

From rock, to dirt, to sand.

Look 'pon the faces of Rushmore Mount,

Our country's coolest guys:

Abe Lincoln, Pauly Bunyan too,

And Betsy Ross (but in disguise)!

For freedom!

For justice!

For doing the right thing!

America, America, for you I would do anything!

We'll make our way through the Stony Mountains,

Climb to the top of Tecumseh's Crook.

I can see all the way to Jefferson's Bay!

What a good spot to read a book.

You've given me all that I need America,

A car, pencils, and food that will help me thrive.

I'm glad that I live in you,

I'm lucky to be alive!

Look, the Washington monument!

A tribute to our daddy George.

And there is the Empire State Building,

Where our Constitution was forged.

I like this country, can't you tell?

It's better than a skating rink.

The best part of America,

Is all of it I think!

I love the cool stuff in Texas,

And the fun things in Utah, too.

America is great, wouldn't you say?

It's for me and it's for you.

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