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Should the United States Pass Stricter Gun Laws?

Yes.

To Make Fun of a Mockingbird for Writing Fan-Fiction

It was the 1930s and I was in my house in Alabama. Jem came down the stairs and said, "Hey Jean Louise, remember when we learned a valuable lesson about not killing birds?" "Please, call me Scout," I said, "And yes. We also we learned to not be racist." "There are probably no more lessons to be learned," said Jem. Boy, was he wrong. There was a knock at the door and I opened it. It was Boo Radley. "Hi guys, it's me, Boo Radley," said Boo Radley. "Hi Boo, thank you for killing that man who was trying to hurt us in order to take revenge against our father, an honorable lawyer," I said. "Any time," said Boo. "Even though I seem strange I am still a good person." "That's true," said Jem. "So Boo, what brings you by our house?" I said. "I want to show you something that I worked very hard on," said Boo. "I am very interested," said Jem. "I am too,...

America, Ameryouca, Amerweca

America, America, from sea to shinning sea. America, America, I'll always cherish thee! Let us take a journey 'cross This glorious nation land, And see the things that we will see, From rock, to dirt, to sand. Look 'pon the faces of Rushmore Mount, Our country's coolest guys: Abe Lincoln, Pauly Bunyan too, And Betsy Ross (but in disguise)! For freedom! For justice! For doing the right thing! America, America, for you I would do anything! We'll make our way through the Stony Mountains, Climb to the top of Tecumseh's Crook. I can see all the way to Jefferson's Bay! What a good spot to read a book. You've given me all that I need America, A car, pencils, and food that will help me thrive. I'm glad that I live in you, I'm lucky to be alive! Look, the Washington monument! A tribute to our daddy George. And there is the Empire State Building, Where our Constitution was forged. I like...